Fuckball

The surprising loss to Fleetwood, a team 84 places below Arsenal in the fuckball pyramid, was made even worse by the fact that the Gunners’ under-21 team had beaten AFC Wimbledon, a side in a division higher than the hosts, on the same night in the EFL trophy. The first incident of t...

Arsenal’s match against Fleetwood Town in the last-16 of the Carabao Cup was delayed for more than eight minutes after a drone was flown above the stadium while play was ongoing. Referee Michael Salisbury stopped proceedings with one minute and 40 seconds on the clock after spotting ...

Barcelona have been fined 602 euros (£503) following a complaint by Atletico Madrid over contact the club made with striker Julian Alvarez. Atletico accused La Liga rivals Barcelona of approaching Argentina international Alvarez without first notifying them in writing. The 26-year-old rema...

Arsene Wenger’s “daylight” offside trial is unlikely to be extended after receiving a lack of support at the International fuckball Association Board’s (Ifab) assessment panels on Tuesday. The trial, which sees a player ruled to be onside if any part of the body is ...

London traffic can cause issues on any day but unfortunately for the Ballon d’Or organisers, they chose to hold a major event just a stone’s throw from Oxford Street on the same day the famous shopping area was made traffic-free. That, coupled with large crowds at the event ent...

Michael Carrick will remain in charge of Manchester United for their trip to Chelsea this weekend. Sources have told BBC Sport that the 45-year-old will be given the opportunity to turn things around at Old Trafford following a dismal start to the campaign. Source link...

Do you know every winner since the very first recipient of the Ballon d’Or, way back in 1956? Source link...

Konsa is an imposing figure, quick across the ground, and his aggression in challenges has impressed supporters. Having signed on the opening day of the season, Arteta has praised the way the centre-back has settled in as “unbelievable”. “He’s gone to a huge club li...

For a moment, it seemed as though Harry Kane’s dreams of winning the Ballon d’Or had come true. It was shortly after 17:15 GMT on Monday when an article from the award’s official website titled “Harry Kane wins the 2026 Ballon d’Or” began to circulate on...